Monday, June 27, 2022

NY TIMES EDUCATION PITCHBOT HAS PERFECT SATIRICAL END OF YEAR STATEMENT

New York Times Education Pitchbot@GreyLadiesNYC produces excellent parody on Twitter by poking fun at the awful education coverage that is in the real NY Times.

Here is their satirical farewell message for the school year from the Mayor and Chancellor:


Gotta agree with Sarah Allen whose reaction to the farewell parody message is all too real.

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

We are screwed for next year. Adams has appointed his "generals" as superintendents and it will once again be open season on teachers. Combine that with the inevitable shitty contract that we will get, and you will see suffering like never before. Bloomberg is gonna look like little Bo Peep compared to Adams.

Anonymous said...

More humor…

I received a robocall from Mulgrew today.

Here’s an unedited transcript from my iPhone:

“Hi my name is Michael mobile President of the United Federation of teachers I'm calling to inform you that this Tuesday, June 20 _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ primary election I want to inform you that our endorse a candidate for governor is Kathy Hochul and for lieutenant governor Antonio Del Gato it is important to cover the hole and her _⁠_⁠_⁠_ how are reelected because she had delivered a wreck _⁠_ $12 billion in public school funding she had to put incentives to recruit and retain teachers and prioritize mental health services for schools so please remember this Tuesday, June 28 come out and vote for Kathy Hochul for governor and Antonio Del Gato for lieutenant governor…”

Anonymous said...

Expect 2% increases which fail to keep pace with inflation.
Teachers will need to find second jobs to put food on the table for their families. Disgusting and tragic.

Anonymous said...

In fact, plenty of us already have a second job. It's hard to get by here on our salary, and even worse for all the paras.

Anonymous said...

Did he really say june 20th?

Anonymous said...

Mulgrew was rushing through the entire robocall. At that point, it sounded as if he said, “June 20 A.”

Bruno said...

Awful. This is what all of those "compassionate" open borders policies get you.

"A horrific human tragedy."

More than 40 people have been found dead in an abandoned trailer in sweltering heat in Texas. It's one of the deadliest incidents of human smuggling on the US-Mexico border.

We've got mass casualty events due to Biden's border policy; we've got an inflation-ridden economy and gas over $5; we've got no exit plan in Ukraine.

Locally, we have a $38B school system that produces students who don't attend, can't read or write and have no work ethic...Yet graduate.

My school actually had a teacher pass someone who attedned twice all term. Nicely done.

waitingforsupport said...

Lmao. @833am writes "...a school system that PRODUCES students...(who) have no work ethic" . 1. Students don't give themselves grades. 2. What type of work ethic PRODUCES so called educators to give said fake grades?. Delusional. Hypocrites. Bad actors

Anonymous said...

2:21 Yeah. Let’s hunt those teachers down. We’ll get a snitch crew in every school. We’ll partner with osi and sci . Yours in Solidarity.

Anonymous said...

Our own doing.
Compliance and disengagement.
And decadent "culture".

Anonymous said...

8:33: Wow 2 times! At least the kid showed some effort. LOL. I've known teachers who passed kids they never saw.

Anonymous said...

@4:46, but 2:21 is correct. Do you not understand the irony of giving kids fake grades and then complaining they have no work ethic? If everyone at a school bands together and refuses to pass, at a minimum, long-term absent students then there isn't a damn thing any bullying Principal can do about it. It's a lot of pressure for some teachers who are already under a lot of pressure. For others they smirk and brag about the perks they get for playing along, and then they blame the parents, and George Floyd protestors and the man on the moon. It is wretched people like them who are a stain on the system.

Anonymous said...

FIa Davis someone with 39% trust who is a disaster now a super because she knew Meisha Porter and she's black. Such a fucking joke these people, are gross.

waitingforsupport said...

@446pm... Teachers teach. If you want to gleefully perpetuate fraud and want "solidarity" you should hang out with Trump and crew. Damn straight i will yell out to parents students everyone. Who are you the blue wall leader of criminals. Have a backbone and stop talking out the back end. Dumbazz tool

Anonymous said...

I’ve got my taser fully charged. When does the teacher hunt begin? I’ve got Banks and Adams on speed dial in case we need reinforcements.

Anon2323 said...

Absolute disgusting hires who is surprised at this point we have Joe Biden and quite possibly the worst VP ever. Here goes @waiting always throwing a Trump dig 2 years later when this country and world is an absolute disaster. Not surprising she was race bating going back to chaz blog. Even days before Chaz died you can see her disgusting remarks that warranted many people to go after her. She is rarely ever right I do enjoy the small moments when we share some common ground

Nobody wants to bet me money the election was stolen and fraudulent just want to talk and watch liberal media, sheeps you are.

James went 2-3 years of covid covid covid, vaccine, vaccine ,vaccine to now crying over how bad the UFT is and how Camille and UFC election didn't go there way awwwwwww. Nobody ever questions the countless deaths happening from the vaccine, so sick.

Anonymous said...

12:30 nobody in their right mind still supports Trump - maybe, those who cower in their boots at the thought of having him support a candidate against them, but everyone else realizes what a nutjob he is. You can say whine and wail all you want about Biden, but he NEVER sent, or encouraged armed thugs to kill a Vice President, storm the Capitol, or try and hold onto power after losing an election. That is what is still absolutely disgusting. NOBODY is as bad as Trump in that regard and if it kills you to pay extra for gas because he's no longer is power, after having failed to snatch it away from Biden, TOO BAD. Sure people still bring him up because he hasn't been brought to justice YET.

Waitingforsupport is ALWAYS on point and you can't stand it because many people go after YOU for your wild-eyed propaganda lies.

Anon2323 said...

@12:52 over 70 million support him and the base is growing by the minute dum dum.

Your statements are false. Storm the capitol? Explain why Pelosi and mayor Bowser declined 10,000 national guard when Trump asked. How did a magnetic door which can only be opened from the inside of the building open (it's on tape). Why did antifa, BLM, undercover FBI and ukrainian nazis infiltrate? You are a russia russia believing liberal who watches Steven Colbert, Joy Behar, CNN etc etc.

LOl you are a straight looney toon, kill you pay extra for gas? How about oil to heat homes, how about food. You are so out of touch, go get another booster shot. He is not getting arrested or impeached get it through all your weak brains!!!

Anonymous said...

833. If there were open borders, there would be no human smuggling. Please make some sense when commenting.

waitingforsupport said...

Trump spent 8 years spreading birther lies about Pres. Obama. 8 years! The moment is soft fragile ass hears the truth, he wants to burn down the country. Can you say fragile. Trump knows his foot soldiers' triggers. When he said he could shoot a gun down 5th ave and his "followers" will still back him, he was certainly talking about Anon2323 and crew. Like Jim Jones, a cult leader knows his followers. Nobody can hold a bone longer than Anon2323 because like Trump--he has ALL of the answers--2 years later. Finally if my attempts at educating folks about their passive and blatant racist comments is considered race baiting, so be it. Now let Chaz rest in peace. At times, he agreed with me too if you must know.

waitingforsupport said...

1252pm. Thank you. If you stay long enough on this blog, you will see why some folks are bothered by my comments. Guess what? I couldn't care less. If they are comfortable talking negatively about students and their parents, they better get used to my foot being square in their ARCE. Unlike them, what i say on paper is what i say in person. Stay safe at 1252pm. Nextttt

Anonymous said...

Fucking low life elitist dummies. The gas crunch and inflation is hurting the working class the most.. You know, the paras, school aides and and cafeteria workers who in my school are mostly POC. We were warned the lockdowns would hurt poor people but you selfish pricks didn't care. Everyone you disagree with is a racist. It's now a running joke. You've become nothing but headlines from The Onion. Don't you have a drag stripper show to bring your kids to? That seething anger you have for people like Anon2323 is delicious. Keep it on the menu. It reminds me we're winning. And by "we" I mean those who who aren't race hustling, leftist freaks.

Anonymous said...

TDS is real and liberalism is a mental disorder. Waitingforreparations is a lmao rofl sheep Narrative pusher. I laugh because it's so pathetic how adolescent that poor womxn is using zher voice. Zhe should take zher meds, etc. But I hold space for zher since it reminds me to be glad I'm out and that system and that fascist people like zher are no longer part of my life. On a good day I feel pity at how miserable zhe is. Thanks waitingforreparations cuz you make each day brighter. As NYC and the country collapse there are still folks whistling past the graveyard.

waitingforsupport said...

And there you have it @621pm

waitingforsupport said...

The walking dead have been triggered. They only fear the big bad administrators. Where is my popcorn? The sh^t show has begun

Anonymous said...

The comments section here is a reactionary playground. These comments serve zero purpose. Don't let this garbage through anymore. The blog is helpful, the comment section is not.

Anonymous said...

No Trump, no Jan 6. End.

waitingforsupport said...

Out of respect for James I'm going to refrain from commenting with the unhinged crew. Y'all get ready to celebrate the 4th of july but remember firecrackers are not candles. Be careful with your tiki torches. Smooches gotta finish watching Cassidy Hutchinson. Hey Anon2323 and family have you heard about her?

Anonymous said...

Who wants to bet this anon2323 loon is a QAnon guy?

Anonymous said...

Mayor Adams is unworthy of mayoral control of our schools.

We need to march on Albany in large numbers and demand that mayoral control be revoked from Mayor Adams because he is unfit.

In fact, all the evidence so far points to the unsavory reality
that Mayor Adams is unfit to serve as Mayor of New York city, period.

His service as mayor has so far proven to be an ugly stain on the governance of NY city.

Anonymous said...

2:25 - I said nobody in THEIR RIGHT MIND, imbecile. Anyone still in the right-wing party is NOT in their right mind. LOL

Anonymous said...

Anon2323 - YOU are the looney toon still thinking the election was stolen and blaming it on Liberals when a Conservative Supreme Court wouldn't touch it, Republican Secretaries of State said there wasn't fraud, Trump's right hand gestapo, Barr, said there wasn't fraud, his own daughter, and there was a complete and thorough investigation by a right-wing group that found MORE votes for Biden. You lose WACKO.

Anonymous said...

BTW - Anon2323, also known as the Resident Wacko of this blog, clearly you don't care about overthrowing the government which makes you a TRAITOR. Not even sure why James allows traitors to post on this blog and spread propaganda. It's just foul.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO @ waitingforsupport. You hit the nail squarely on the head "The moment is soft fragile ass hears the truth, he wants to burn down the country. Can you say fragile."


I'll say it: FRAGILE. You're talking about Anon2323? Or maybe Trump. Either one, it applies.

Anonymous said...

6:21 - are you high? Or are you just delusional?

Anonymous said...

Hahahah @ 7:41 and tiki torches.

7:50 - I'll bet he is. It's not like he's undercover about it. He waves it like a big red flag.

Anonymous said...

3:37 is such a fake, right-wing kook pretending she cares about cafeteria workers, paras, and aides. She's on here daily trashing people of color, claims she doesn't give a fuck about students of color, and then posts her faux concern on how they're being affected. Bitch the only thing you care about is how far up Admin's ass you can keep your head so that they can thrown you a bone once in a while.

Anonymous said...

10:56. Bitch you crazy talking. You’re confused. I was pointing out your hypocrisy.YOU pretended to care about POC. YOU are on here every day bashing people of color. Forcing vaccines they didn’t want. Not giving a shit about skyrocketing prices. It’s all you, crazy bitch. Seriously. You’ve invented an imaginary person with imaginary beliefs. Get help. Reminder. Lockdowns hurt poor people. Remember those are the people YOU pretend to care about. I’m so good at fake woke my administrators are actually up MY ass. I keep telling you these woke clowns are easy to fool. Relax. The kids who want to learn get taught. The rest get passed along because it would be racist not to give them a leg up. That’s the woke agenda, bitch. Did I call you “bitch” enough to prove I’m right?

Anonymous said...

@3:37 you're accusing others of seething anger after you've said "Fucking low life elitist dummies". LMAO @ your seething anger, gnashing teeth, and projection. Then it says "we were warned the lockdowns would hurt poor people". Well, we were also warned that if you elected a lunatic, incompetent Trump as President, crisis of gargantuan proportions would be the likely result. Blame yourself racist. LOL @ "drag stripper show". Hadn't heard that term in years. I guess that's what you consider entertainment for your children? Is that your idea of a school trip? Weirdo. LOL.

Try not to grind your teeth so much - 's very unappealing to those children of color that you're forced to face every day because you're too much of a coward to find another way to make a living. They remind you every day of what you don't have. LOL.

Anonymous said...

I said your seething anger was delicious. Glad to see we’re deep into the name calling shit show you dopes. Dallas gay bar had kids stuffing dollar bills into drag queen’s panties you uninformed douchebag. Not the only place busted for doing so. Your children are probably being molested and you are too stupid to notice. Why would I want another job? I teach the kids who want to learn, ignore the rest and get all the per session I want just by pretending to be woke. That’s going to always be why you really hate me. Your people, the lefties, are dumb fucks who are easily fooled and the kids I actually teach come from families who don’t buy into your bullshit. The woke kids get the woke education. Something for nothing, the woke way. The others actually learn. Win, win. Blame yourself, racist, misogynist, Uncle Tom, Nazi,white supremacy bitch. Phew… speaking lefty is a mouthful. Reminder. Lockdowns hurt poor people. You hurt poor people. You don’t really care about poor people.

Anonymous said...

5:26 glad to see you're so triggered first thing in the morning wacky bitch. You've projected so much, and pretended so much living a fake life you can't distinguish because reality and illusion. You don't fool anyone. Only a dumbest racist would blame NYC parents for not protesting fake grades as if you know these same folks were out there for Floyd. Are they supposed to know there are FRAUDS like you in the system? Dumb bitch.

Anonymous said...

5:26 nobody cares that you keep saying that Admin is up your azz. Thats just more delusions and your being out of touch with reality, just like on this blog. You pass students along and then blame the parents?? What the fuck is wrong with you? You think teachers have the power to force vaccines on other teacher? Hahaha. You have so many delusions its clinical. What a psycho puta you are. Lol.

Anonymous said...

10:56 please show were anyone but you and other right wing nuts have bashed people of color. Direct quotes please, not something you pull out of your backside like you do everything else. Saying that one would prefer paying higher prices to an authoritarian who steals an election is not bashing people of color. Are your reasoning skills really that limited? Because you sound dumb as fuck. Dont forget the quotes. Thanks in advance.

Anonymous said...

@12:34 "Dallas gay bar had kids stuffing dollar bills into drag queen’s panties you uninformed douchebag". Oh look at the informed PUTA who knows all about Dallas gay bars and drag queens and stuffing dollar bills". Doesn't know squat about teaching or policy, but knows everything about drag queen bars. Hahahah. Always sounding like a dumb fuck. One day soon you will be outed for the grade fraud, thieving bitch that you are, stealing from the DOE. Running scared now and trying to change the narrative by claiming you teach when you bragged for years that you taught nothing.

You're still thinking teachers have the power to order shut downs and force a vaccine into your arm? Here bitch, have another. Victim mentality bitch. No wonder Admin forces you to sing and dance for your dinner and forces you to sit in the chair in the corner while you rat out your colleagues. ROFLMAO weak genetic recessive bitch.

Anonymous said...

That comment for 10:56 is really for the crazy nutjob at 5:26. The one who bashes people of color, doesn't teach, steals from the DOE, rats out her colleagues, and then pretends it's an imaginary person with imaginary beliefs who posted all of that. Time for her meds again.

Anonymous said...

12:34 You know all about the Dallas gay bar stuffing dollar bills because YOU WERE THERE for your usual night out on the town. PHEW. You carry a stench with you everywhere you go.

Anonymous said...

12:34 is an embarrassing clown and sounds very unstable. Is she really a NYC teacher? An embarrassment to the teaching profession. She should not be around children of color at all.

Anonymous said...

This board is moderated? Lol.

Anonymous said...

12:34, why would you bring up other people's children? You really are a sick person who should seek treatment and get a diagnosis if you havent already before you get locked up for being a danger to others.

Anonymous said...

12:34, you want the same people you insult and despise to protest lockdowns and vaccines because you're against it? Weren't you here months ago raging about the same thing mad as hell because people wouldn't take up the fight for you. Why are you still in the classroom if you were against the vaccine so much? I know people who stood up for their principles and left. Where are your principles? Then again anyone who brags about contributing in a negative way to a failing school system surely has no principles.

Anonymous said...

omggggg @waiting your stupidity shows even more Cassidy Hutchinson has lied lol! The same person who wanted to work for Trump. Secret service agents ready to come out and say how she lied.

You have a weak brain you believe in the tooth fair too. Funny nobody wants to take anon2323 up on his election fraud bet.

waitingforsupport said...

@230pm. You can't have a real conversation with 5:26. You can see she is flailing like a drowning person. She's delusional at this point--just spewing out all of the stuff her parents, Tucker, Hannity, Guilani and Trump taught her. I think she ABSOLUTELY believes what she says. I bet she's a female Guilani--sweat, hair dye just dripping down her old wrinkled face. You and I know that nobody cares about her and her little off off off Broadway play she calls her life. Look at how triggered you've made her. Now if she could only find the guts to speak up for herself in real life. Once again you've checked the buffoon.

Anonymous said...

7:24 - wow, you're dumb. How many times is Anon2323 going to make the same bet only to move the dates and goaL posts? Nobody takes him up on it because it's STUPID. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

James Eterno said...

If people have nothing better to do than go after each other with anonymous personal attacks, I can't get too worked up about it.

Anonymous said...

7:44 - hahahahah @ 'female Guliani hair dye dripping down her old wrinkled face". LOL @ "off off off Broadway play". That's hilarious. Yeah, she does seem highly triggered and even more unstable than usual desperately trying to convince everyone that she has her Admin eating out of the palm of her hand, even while she admits that she has to become an entirely different person and do their bidding (grade fraud). Oh yeah, that's really winning. Hahahah. Real wacko.

Anonymous said...

Listen to these pedos laugh at facts about children stuffing money in grown up panties. I bet you freaks cackle like Kamala when you hear about child rape too. Admit it, you’re hoping Jeffrey Epstein is alive and well and on his second island. I knew you were scumbags but kiddie diddlers??? Wow. It’s been enlightening.

Anon2323. If Trump runs, he’ll win. James will have to put this crowd on suicide watch. Hopefully those Epstein guards will be available.

I have to leave now. Someone on here made fun of my hair dye and I’m sad. By the way. Tell your mama her roots are showing. I got a good bird’s eye view. Wink. Wink.

Anonymous said...

11:35 - Look at the PEDO PUTA projecting again. Can't post without bringing up children and queer bars, and rape, and fantasizing about children putting money in other people's panties and fantasizing about child molestation. Yeah bitch, you prove with every post that you are depraved and a sick, stinkin PUTA who needs a psychiatric intervention and needs to lose your job.

And yeah bitch, you can see the roots of my mother ass hairs, just like you see the roots of your Admin's ass hairs with your head stuck up all the way up it. ROFLMAO. Your own genetic recessive mother has to live with the fact that she gave birth to a demon seed who is foul and disgusting and a fake and a fraud. Your mother passed her demonic genetics down to you puta bitch.

Anonymous said...

11:35 bringing up children and rape and molestation again. WOW is right. Sicko. Somebody mentioned that you need an exorcism and they're right.

Anonymous said...

7:44 - what do you mean her parents, "Tucker, Hannity, Guilani and Trump"? They all smashed her mother? Wow. I'm not surprised. No wonder she's twisted. Bwahahah

Anonymous said...

11:35 It wasn't enough for you to cinch the poster with "the most accusations without evidence" now you took "The Filthiest Most Low-Life Repulsive Poster On The Entire Blog". Now you're trying to get in Anon2323's ass to? He may post a lot of propaganda and throws his jabs, but he has never, ever, posted low-grade gutter filth the way you do. Hell, you make him look sane and rational LOL. You're so low-grade even Epstein was repulsed by you.

Anonymous said...

2:47
Please, explain how you see "closed" borders.